Hello there! I'm the artist for askbio. i dont always have access to a scanner, so not much artwork goes up here as frequently as it should. I like pokemon and minecraft.
a message from mother nature
mother nature has cancer?
mother nature is a homestuck
DOLORROSA: Lo+o+k so+n i made it just fo+r yo+u
KANKRI: 9mg m9m st9p y9ure em6arassing me
CF:….that may…..prove to be a problem (Venins did not react to the fist) My hive is…….a bit inhospitable……..to other trolls………the air…..is thick with gas………and the plants……..are a bit……….toxic as well……..somedays the gas burns……MY skin……..you would have to stay upon the roof, my…
@IT//:_SO_LONG_AS_I_MAY_MEND_THIS_WOUND,_THATLL_BE_FINE.
CF: This……..world is……an unfair place……you stole my things………I reacted accordingly……..they are my only defense…….I cannot fist fight……..I am too weak…….I apologize for damaging your…..goggles…..but it would not have…..happened at all…..had you asked me……..up front…….instead of…
@IT//: as the score stands, i stole something from you, and you broke something of mine. so hows about i break you in and you steal my virginity XD
His fist comes flying towards Venins face and makes contact…with the air about 3ft to the right of Venins.
@IT//: … Ignore my last comment. I uh…I_APOLOGIZE_FOR_OVER_REACTING._I_WOULD_BID_YOU_FAREWELL_BUT_I_AM_CLEARLY_IN_NO_CONDITION_TO_TREK_BACK_TO_MY_HIVE_BEFORE_SUNRISE._I_WILL_NEED_TO_MAKE_USE_OF_YOUR_HIVE_AND_TOOLS_TO_REPAIR_MY_LENSES.
CF: (irritated) what…..are you angry?……..you expect me to be kind……..and trust……a troll I…..just met?………..you………tampered with…….my only means……..of self…..defense…..and then…..stole it………what do…..you expect…….me to do?
@IT//: and yet at what point did i make an attempt to damage your property? All i did was place them in a state of which could be fixed by recharging their battery cells. But you? Despite this being unintentional on your part, i do not take kindly to anyone who breaks my toys.
He raises his head, revealing the screen-lenses of his goggles had been shattered upon impact with the ground.
CF:you……..misunderstand me…….we could have……..discussed things……amiably……but you…..chose to steal……..my things…….the tank……as i said……..is un-tamperable……..
(at that moment, the tank scurried up behind Viiveh and attached itself to his legs, toppling him over on his face, sending the pumps…
((hmm, i want to try something first.))
@IT//: how dare you
The voice that spoke had a tone that caught Venins off guard.
CF: (while viiveh is unaware, venins removed the tank from his back, setting it down on it’s mechanical insect legs, and it scurried off out of view)
I think you failed to realize………that the “growth”…..on my back is the tank…..not the pumps……you may want to return my materials…..if you…
@IT//:_I_HAVE_NO_INTEREST_IN_THE_TANK._ID_RATHER_NOT_HAVE_TO_DEAL_WITH_A_STRIFE_RIGHT_NOW_THOUGH._I_GUESS…YOU_WILL_HAVE_TO_JOIN_ME_AT_MY_HIVE_IF_IM_EVER_GOING_TO_AQUIRE_THE_BLUEPRINTS.
CF:……….what did you do now?………I am threatening you…….not attacking…..you……..you……..(uses a few obscene gestures)
Fix……fix what you broke……..I can always……hit you over the head…….with the pump………
(In the future I will have several talksprites…however this is the only one for Venins i have currently)
I didnt seem possible, but once Viiveh was once again in view, he was in possession of Venins gaspumps minus the gas tanks.
@IT//:_YES_WELL_I_WILL_BE_CONFISCATING_THESE_UNTIL_I_HAVE_HAD_THE_CHANCE_TO_DEVELOP_A_BLUEPRINT_OF_THEM._SO_MANY_APPLICATIONS!_I_CAN_NOT_WAIT!
He turned and began to leave but stopped for a momment.
@IT//:_I_W-WOULD_SUGGEST_Y-YOU_INV-VESTIGAT_T-THE_GROWTH_O-ON_YOUR_B-BACK.
CF: I see…… (plucks the bug off of his tank)….however, your little…….machine…..failed to inform you…..that the gas is……..highly flammable and explosive……..a big enough…..spark (starts to squeeze the bug, to crush it and emit sparks) will ignite it, killing us…..both
(squeezes the trigger,…
The words flashed across his screen. From the view of anyone else it would appear that Viiveh was frozen in terror. But the view of him began to flicker and fade out. A whirring sound. Time seemed to slow down for Venins. Where one momment he was watching his toxins release, and the next his pumps had ceased to function entirely.
CF: (still unaware of the bug) I……am fully aware of the……effects of my concoction……..the tank was……specifically crafted……….with containment in mind……..you are a liar………don’t expect……your fancy gizmos……..to save you from………the yellow death
(Points the gas pumps at him, but does not fire) I…..suggest you withdraw……
@IT//:_TRUE,_I_DID_LIE_ABOUT_THAT_FOR_REASONS_I_AM_UNSURE_OF,_BUT_I_DO_HAVE_ONE_PIECE_OF_TRUTH._YOUR_YELLOW_DEATH,_AFTER_AN_ANALYSIS,_WOULD_NOT_OVERPOWER_MY_SYSTEMS_AND_ENTER_MY_BODY.
((idk, something is telling me to ship it red. Maybe flushed maybe pale. Idk.))
CF: (leers at him) you have………..shifty eyes……….whay are you…..so interested in…….my Strife Specibus?
(takes a step back, and holds up the gas pumps, examining them)
((♠ ? haha))
@IT//:_W-WELL_I…OH.
He begins to read off the exact molecular formula for the toxic gas.
@IT//:_HOW_IS_IT_EVEN_POSSIBLE_FOR_A_GAS_THAT_DEADLY_TO_EXIST?_FROM_THE_DATA_IVE_COLLECTED_YOUR_PUMPS_ARE_BEING_SLOWLY_EATEN_AWAY_BY_THE_GAS_AT_.00000384_METERS_PER_SECOND._IF_IT_WERE_TO_LEAK_FREE_IN_THE_QUANTITY_YOU_HAVE_RIGHT_THERE_IT_WOULD_BURN_AWAY_THE_ATMOSPHERE_AND_ALTERNIA_WOULD_BECOME_A_BARREN_PLANET!
He wasnt sure why he was lying to this troll, but perhaps it was just his way of hitting on someone. dont quote me on that.
