May 2013
The Talentless Hack: CF: I see…… (plucks the bug... →
awakened-artifact:
CF: I see…… (plucks the bug off of his tank)….however, your little…….machine…..failed to inform you…..that the gas is……..highly flammable and explosive……..a big enough…..spark (starts to squeeze the bug, to crush it and emit sparks) will ignite it, killing us…..both
(squeezes the trigger,…
The words flashed across his screen. From the view of anyone else it would...
awakened-artifact:
CF: (still unaware of the bug) I……am fully aware of the……effects of my concoction……..the tank was……specifically crafted……….with containment in mind……..you are a liar………don’t expect……your fancy gizmos……..to save you from………the yellow death
(Points the gas pumps at him, but does not fire) I…..suggest you withdraw……
...
awakened-artifact:
CF: (leers at him) you have………..shifty eyes……….whay are you…..so interested in…….my Strife Specibus?
(takes a step back, and holds up the gas pumps, examining them)
((♠ ? haha))
@IT//:_W-WELL_I…OH.
He begins to read off the exact molecular formula for the toxic gas.
...
awakened-artifact:
CF: ……and furthermore…….a demonstration…..would not be wise………these…..toxins……are fully capable of………dissolving your respiratory system…….
(Venins blinked) You……..are a very……..suspicious troll…….
@IT//:_HMM._WITHOUT_KNOWING_THE_EXACT_STRUCTURE_OF_THE_GAS_I_CANNOT_GAUGE_WHEATHER_MY_SYSTEMS_WOULD_HOLD_UP_OR_NOT._SUSPICIOUS?_I-I_DONT_KNOW_WHAT_YOU_ARE_TALKING_ABOUT.
awakened-artifact:
CF: ……bulky?……functionality……is my only concern…….
(the gases leaking from the pump shorts the bug, as they are incredibly potent)
@IT//:_OH._THIS_IS_SAD_TO_HEAR._I…YES.
He almost panicked when his creation shortcircuited from the gases, but managed to keep his composure. He tried again, but this time it attached to an area where it would continue to function...
awakened-artifact:
CF: (holds up his strife specibus, the gas pumps) toxic…….gases….
(Any dialogue from him is hand sign language)
[TRANSLATING…]
@IT//:_IF_THAT_IS_ITS_ONLY_FUNCTION_THEN_YOUR_DESIGN_IS_RATHER_BULKY._BUT_THOSE_PUMPS…WOULD_YOU_MIND_GIVING_ME_A_DEMONSTRATION?
One of his metal bugs had already attached itself to the gas pumps.
awakened-artifact:
dragonguy11:
awakened-artifact:
CF: ………..
@IT//:_…
CF:……(in sign language) what……is on your face……….
@IT//:_AN_ADVANCED_PIECE_OF_TECHNOLOGY_THAT…WHY_ARE_YOU_WEARING_A_GAS_MASK?
(should probably add that even though he is a little bit shy, it doesnt show when talking about tech.)
awakened-artifact:
CF: ………..
@IT//:_…
sabretoothlioness:
Who’s up for Johnny Test sexual roleplay?
#wtf
A lot of butts: dragonguy11: thefantrollbundle:... →
dragonguy11:
thefantrollbundle:
dragonguy11:
thefantrollbundle:
@IT//:_A…VIBRATE_FUNCTION?
Hell yeah.
(omes in handy when I’m spending quality time with my mate. >;)
I think Lyidia still hates me for having her add that to my arm.
…
@IT//:_I_DESIGNED_AND_BUILT_THE...
thefantrollbundle:
dragonguy11:
thefantrollbundle:
@IT//:_A…VIBRATE_FUNCTION?
Hell yeah.
(omes in handy when I’m spending quality time with my mate. >;)
I think Lyidia still hates me for having her add that to my arm.
@IT//:_REMOVE_THE_ARM._I_WANT_TO_INSPECT_AND_EXAMINE_ITS_INNER_TECH.
No. >:I
Mine, plus the gal who made it isn’t round right now, so wouldn’t be able to...
thefantrollbundle:
@IT//:_A…VIBRATE_FUNCTION?
Hell yeah.
(omes in handy when I’m spending quality time with my mate. >;)
I think Lyidia still hates me for having her add that to my arm.
@IT//:_REMOVE_THE_ARM._I_WANT_TO_INSPECT_AND_EXAMINE_ITS_INNER_TECH.
trollzei:
A-At leasht the other boy wash nice!
I made a friend…
@IT//:_HE_WAS_QUITE_THE_INTERESTING_FELLOW._I_WILL_BE_SURE_TO_MONITOR_HIM_FOR_LATER_USE.
trollzei:
dragonguy11:
@IT//:_IM_THE_ONE_AT_FAULT_HERE._DESPITE_JUST_MEETING_I_WANTED_TO_TINKER_WITH_YOUR_EYEBALLS.
L-Let’sh not do that…
Ever.
==> Hold onto your goggles.
@IT//:_IN_LIGHT_OF_THIS_I_WILL_TAKE_MY_LEAVE.
Before leaving, a small metal bug slipped from his sleeve, crawling across the floor unnoticed, and climbing up the mustardblood and latching onto the side of the...
trollzei:
dragonguy11:
trollzei:
dragonguy11:
SYLPHYMON: dragonguy11: trollzei: dragonguy11: @IT//:_YES.Viiveh leans in…
dragonguy11:
…
@IT//:_I_CAN_MANAGE_THE_SAME._BUT_MY_SENORS_ARE_INFORMING_ME_YOU_FEEL_NEGATIVELY_TOWARDS_THE_NOTION.
I-I-I would rather not, yesh…
N-No offenshe…
@IT//:_IM_NOT_OFFENDED._MUCH.
The screens of his goggles flash :\
I-I didn’t want you...
trollzei:
dragonguy11:
SYLPHYMON: dragonguy11: trollzei: dragonguy11: @IT//:_YES.Viiveh leans in…
dragonguy11:
…
@IT//:_I_CAN_MANAGE_THE_SAME._BUT_MY_SENORS_ARE_INFORMING_ME_YOU_FEEL_NEGATIVELY_TOWARDS_THE_NOTION.
I-I-I would rather not, yesh…
N-No offenshe…
@IT//:_IM_NOT_OFFENDED._MUCH.
The screens of his goggles flash :\
SYLPHYMON: dragonguy11: trollzei: dragonguy11:... →
dragonguy11:
trollzei:
dragonguy11:
@IT//:_YES.
Viiveh leans in closely.
@IT//:_THOSE_GOGGLES._LET_ME_GIVE_THEM_AN_UPGRADE.
==> Lean away
n-no thank you… I do not need anything like that… Theshe work fine to protect my vishion ash ish…
…
@IT//:_I_CAN_MANAGE_THE_SAME._BUT_MY_SENORS_ARE_INFORMING_ME_YOU_FEEL_NEGATIVELY_TOWARDS_THE_NOTION.
trollzei:
dragonguy11:
@IT//:_YES.
Viiveh leans in closely.
@IT//:_THOSE_GOGGLES._LET_ME_GIVE_THEM_AN_UPGRADE.
==> Lean away
n-no thank you… I do not need anything like that… Theshe work fine to protect my vishion ash ish…
@//:_I_CAN_FIX_YOUR_VISION._I_WOULDNT_EVEN_HAVE_TO_REPLACE_OR_REMOVE_YOUR_FAILING_EYES.
trollzei:
@IT//:_I_FIND_YOUR_NORMAL_GOGGLES_TO_BE_RATHER_CUTE._HI_IM_VIIVEH.
H-H-Hullo… I-I’m Dabbur…
@IT//:_YES.
Viiveh leans in closely.
@IT//:_THOSE_GOGGLES._LET_ME_GIVE_THEM_AN_UPGRADE.
Dragonguy:... →
awakened-artifact:
dragonguy11:
(still working on this guy)
Viiveh Stripu [vē-vuh strē-po͞o] Your name is VIIVEH STRIPU, and you are a mystery. You are SMART and A LITTLE SHY, but EASY TO GET ALONG WITH. You wear a HIGHTECH GOGGLEHEADSET designed by yours truely and serves multiple purposes. You are known to keep your…
LOOKIT THIS TROLL HOLY SHIT
really?
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@IT//:_START_PROGRAM_2841VSIT-HELLO-WORLD.EXE |
(still working on this guy)
Viiveh Stripu [vē-vuh strē-po͞o]
Your name is VIIVEH STRIPU, and you are a mystery. You are SMART and A LITTLE SHY, but EASY TO GET ALONG WITH. You wear a HIGHTECH GOGGLEHEADSET designed by yours truely and serves multiple purposes. You are known to keep your entire body concealed, for reasons you refuse to reveal, though remain leaniant about your hair and the bit...
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Weird John Equius sub/dom NSFW →
FULL FAN MADE CRASH BANDICOOT GAME?!?
psycho-the-artist:
YES
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
DHKFDOHOPFDOHJMODFOHJDFOJHD
WHOEVER IS MAKING IT, THANKS YOU
vids or it didnt happen!!
velocitiestrumpet:
maxbound:
jerk-stuck:
sapientpawnkeeper:
pyreticmiscreant:
betafantrolls:
speedo-trolls:
boomerstrolls:
unsonador:
how about a club for the dorkiest dorks of dorkhood?
BFF DORKS
IDK IF THIS COUNTS BUT HO WELL
iit’s true tho
ahhahahha
IF I HAD A SPRITE OF ARREME I’D CONTRIBUTE
huntsvillerailfan:
ariktheender:
imagineyouricon:
Imagine your icon walking down the street and a plastic bag hits them in the face.
The engineers would have to get the bag off of it if it doesn’t blow off of NS 3314.
“baby you’re a plastic bag-“
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