May 2013
The Talentless Hack: CF: I see…… (plucks the bug... →
awakened-artifact: CF: I see…… (plucks the bug off of his tank)….however, your little…….machine…..failed to inform you…..that the gas is……..highly flammable and explosive……..a big enough…..spark (starts to squeeze the bug, to crush it and emit sparks) will ignite it, killing us…..both (squeezes the trigger,… The words flashed across his screen. From the view of anyone else it would...
May 19th
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awakened-artifact: CF: (still unaware of the bug) I……am fully aware of the……effects of my concoction……..the tank was……specifically crafted……….with containment in mind……..you are a liar………don’t expect……your fancy gizmos……..to save you from………the yellow death (Points the gas pumps at him, but does not fire) I…..suggest you withdraw…… ...
May 19th
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awakened-artifact: CF: (leers at him) you have………..shifty eyes……….whay are you…..so interested in…….my Strife Specibus? (takes a step back, and holds up the gas pumps, examining them) ((♠ ? haha)) @IT//:_W-WELL_I…OH. He begins to read off the exact molecular formula for the toxic gas. ...
May 19th
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awakened-artifact: CF: ……and furthermore…….a demonstration…..would not be wise………these…..toxins……are fully capable of………dissolving your respiratory system……. (Venins blinked) You……..are a very……..suspicious troll……. @IT//:_HMM._WITHOUT_KNOWING_THE_EXACT_STRUCTURE_OF_THE_GAS_I_CANNOT_GAUGE_WHEATHER_MY_SYSTEMS_WOULD_HOLD_UP_OR_NOT._SUSPICIOUS?_I-I_DONT_KNOW_WHAT_YOU_ARE_TALKING_ABOUT.
May 19th
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awakened-artifact: CF: ……bulky?……functionality……is my only concern……. (the gases leaking from the pump shorts the bug, as they are incredibly potent) @IT//:_OH._THIS_IS_SAD_TO_HEAR._I…YES. He almost panicked when his creation shortcircuited from the gases, but managed to keep his composure. He tried again, but this time it attached to an area where it would continue to function...
May 19th
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awakened-artifact: CF: (holds up his strife specibus, the gas pumps) toxic…….gases…. (Any dialogue from him is hand sign language) [TRANSLATING…] @IT//:_IF_THAT_IS_ITS_ONLY_FUNCTION_THEN_YOUR_DESIGN_IS_RATHER_BULKY._BUT_THOSE_PUMPS…WOULD_YOU_MIND_GIVING_ME_A_DEMONSTRATION? One of his metal bugs had already attached itself to the gas pumps.
May 19th
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awakened-artifact: dragonguy11: awakened-artifact: CF: ……….. @IT//:_… CF:……(in sign language) what……is on your face………. @IT//:_AN_ADVANCED_PIECE_OF_TECHNOLOGY_THAT…WHY_ARE_YOU_WEARING_A_GAS_MASK? (should probably add that even though he is a little bit shy, it doesnt show when talking about tech.)
May 19th
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awakened-artifact: CF: ……….. @IT//:_…
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sabretoothlioness: Who’s up for Johnny Test sexual roleplay? #wtf
May 18th
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A lot of butts: dragonguy11: thefantrollbundle:... →
dragonguy11: thefantrollbundle: dragonguy11: thefantrollbundle: @IT//:_A…VIBRATE_FUNCTION? Hell yeah. (omes in handy when I’m spending quality time with my mate. >;) I think Lyidia still hates me for having her add that to my arm. … @IT//:_I_DESIGNED_AND_BUILT_THE...
May 18th
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thefantrollbundle: dragonguy11: thefantrollbundle: @IT//:_A…VIBRATE_FUNCTION? Hell yeah. (omes in handy when I’m spending quality time with my mate. >;) I think Lyidia still hates me for having her add that to my arm. @IT//:_REMOVE_THE_ARM._I_WANT_TO_INSPECT_AND_EXAMINE_ITS_INNER_TECH. No. >:I Mine, plus the gal who made it isn’t round right now, so wouldn’t be able to...
May 18th
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thefantrollbundle: @IT//:_A…VIBRATE_FUNCTION? Hell yeah. (omes in handy when I’m spending quality time with my mate. >;) I think Lyidia still hates me for having her add that to my arm. @IT//:_REMOVE_THE_ARM._I_WANT_TO_INSPECT_AND_EXAMINE_ITS_INNER_TECH.
May 18th
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May 18th
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trollzei: A-At leasht the other boy wash nice! I made a friend… @IT//:_HE_WAS_QUITE_THE_INTERESTING_FELLOW._I_WILL_BE_SURE_TO_MONITOR_HIM_FOR_LATER_USE.
May 18th
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trollzei: dragonguy11: @IT//:_IM_THE_ONE_AT_FAULT_HERE._DESPITE_JUST_MEETING_I_WANTED_TO_TINKER_WITH_YOUR_EYEBALLS. L-Let’sh not do that… Ever. ==> Hold onto your goggles. @IT//:_IN_LIGHT_OF_THIS_I_WILL_TAKE_MY_LEAVE. Before leaving, a small metal bug slipped from his sleeve, crawling across the floor unnoticed, and climbing up the mustardblood and latching onto the side of the...
May 18th
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trollzei: dragonguy11: trollzei: dragonguy11: SYLPHYMON: dragonguy11: trollzei: dragonguy11: @IT//:_YES.Viiveh leans in… dragonguy11: … @IT//:_I_CAN_MANAGE_THE_SAME._BUT_MY_SENORS_ARE_INFORMING_ME_YOU_FEEL_NEGATIVELY_TOWARDS_THE_NOTION. I-I-I would rather not, yesh… N-No offenshe… @IT//:_IM_NOT_OFFENDED._MUCH. The screens of his goggles flash :\ I-I didn’t want you...
May 18th
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trollzei: dragonguy11: SYLPHYMON: dragonguy11: trollzei: dragonguy11: @IT//:_YES.Viiveh leans in… dragonguy11: … @IT//:_I_CAN_MANAGE_THE_SAME._BUT_MY_SENORS_ARE_INFORMING_ME_YOU_FEEL_NEGATIVELY_TOWARDS_THE_NOTION. I-I-I would rather not, yesh… N-No offenshe… @IT//:_IM_NOT_OFFENDED._MUCH. The screens of his goggles flash :\
May 18th
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SYLPHYMON: dragonguy11: trollzei: dragonguy11:... →
dragonguy11: trollzei: dragonguy11: @IT//:_YES. Viiveh leans in closely. @IT//:_THOSE_GOGGLES._LET_ME_GIVE_THEM_AN_UPGRADE. ==> Lean away n-no thank you… I do not need anything like that… Theshe work fine to protect my vishion ash ish… … @IT//:_I_CAN_MANAGE_THE_SAME._BUT_MY_SENORS_ARE_INFORMING_ME_YOU_FEEL_NEGATIVELY_TOWARDS_THE_NOTION.
May 18th
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trollzei: dragonguy11: @IT//:_YES. Viiveh leans in closely. @IT//:_THOSE_GOGGLES._LET_ME_GIVE_THEM_AN_UPGRADE. ==> Lean away n-no thank you… I do not need anything like that… Theshe work fine to protect my vishion ash ish… @//:_I_CAN_FIX_YOUR_VISION._I_WOULDNT_EVEN_HAVE_TO_REPLACE_OR_REMOVE_YOUR_FAILING_EYES.
May 18th
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trollzei: @IT//:_I_FIND_YOUR_NORMAL_GOGGLES_TO_BE_RATHER_CUTE._HI_IM_VIIVEH. H-H-Hullo… I-I’m Dabbur… @IT//:_YES. Viiveh leans in closely. @IT//:_THOSE_GOGGLES._LET_ME_GIVE_THEM_AN_UPGRADE.
May 18th
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Dragonguy:... →
awakened-artifact: dragonguy11: (still working on this guy) Viiveh Stripu [vē-vuh strē-po͞o] Your name is VIIVEH STRIPU, and you are a mystery. You are SMART and A LITTLE SHY, but EASY TO GET ALONG WITH. You wear a HIGHTECH GOGGLEHEADSET designed by yours truely and serves multiple purposes. You are known to keep your… LOOKIT THIS TROLL HOLY SHIT really?
May 18th
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@IT//:_START_PROGRAM_2841VSIT-HELLO-WORLD.EXE |
(still working on this guy) Viiveh Stripu [vē-vuh strē-po͞o] Your name is VIIVEH STRIPU, and you are a mystery. You are SMART and A LITTLE SHY, but EASY TO GET ALONG WITH. You wear a HIGHTECH GOGGLEHEADSET designed by yours truely and serves multiple purposes. You are known to keep your entire body concealed, for reasons you refuse to reveal, though remain leaniant about your hair and the bit...
May 18th
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Weird John Equius sub/dom NSFW →
May 16th
FULL FAN MADE CRASH BANDICOOT GAME?!?
psycho-the-artist: YES YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES DHKFDOHOPFDOHJMODFOHJDFOJHD WHOEVER IS MAKING IT, THANKS YOU vids or it didnt happen!!
May 16th
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velocitiestrumpet: maxbound: jerk-stuck: sapientpawnkeeper: pyreticmiscreant: betafantrolls: speedo-trolls: boomerstrolls: unsonador: how about a club for the dorkiest dorks of dorkhood? BFF DORKS IDK IF THIS COUNTS BUT HO WELL iit’s true tho ahhahahha IF I HAD A SPRITE OF ARREME I’D CONTRIBUTE
May 15th
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huntsvillerailfan: ariktheender: imagineyouricon: Imagine your icon walking down the street and a plastic bag hits them in the face. The engineers would have to get the bag off of it if it doesn’t blow off of NS 3314. “baby you’re a plastic bag-“
May 14th
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May 13th
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