Dragonguy

“And this Magikarp wont even move!” “Arent you...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:14:53 -0500

“And this Magikarp wont even move!”
“Arent you supposed to put it in water?”

Tac Strider

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:34:40 -0500

no-need-for-heroes:

invalid-technophobe: Viiveh Stripu talksprites i have a blpg...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:33:05 -0500

invalid-technophobe:

Viiveh Stripu talksprites

i have a blpg for him now

overnight-shipping: bear-etc: inthurnet: a message from...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:54:53 -0500

overnight-shipping:

bear-etc:

inthurnet:

a message from mother nature

mother nature has cancer?

mother nature is a homestuck

DOLORROSA: Lo+o+k so+n i made it just fo+r yo+u

KANKRI: 9mg m9m st9p y9ure em6arassing me

The Talentless Hack: CF:….that may…..prove to be a problem (Venins did not react to the...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:13:26 -0500

The Talentless Hack: CF:….that may…..prove to be a problem (Venins did not react to the...:

awakened-artifact:

CF:….that may…..prove to be a problem (Venins did not react to the fist) My hive is…….a bit inhospitable……..to other trolls………the air…..is thick with gas………and the plants……..are a bit……….toxic as well……..somedays the gas burns……MY skin……..you would have to stay upon the roof, my…

@IT//:_SO_LONG_AS_I_MAY_MEND_THIS_WOUND,_THATLL_BE_FINE.

The Talentless Hack: CF: This……..world is……an unfair place……you stole my things………I reacted...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:04:40 -0500

The Talentless Hack: CF: This……..world is……an unfair place……you stole my things………I reacted...:

awakened-artifact:

CF: This……..world is……an unfair place……you stole my things………I reacted accordingly……..they are my only defense…….I cannot fist fight……..I am too weak…….I apologize for damaging your…..goggles…..but it would not have…..happened at all…..had you asked me……..up front…….instead of…

@IT//: as the score stands, i stole something from you, and you broke something of mine. ~~so hows about i break you in and you steal my virginity XD~~

His fist comes flying towards Venins face and makes contact…with the air about 3ft to the right of Venins.

@IT//: … Ignore my last comment. I uh…I_APOLOGIZE_FOR_OVER_REACTING._I_WOULD_BID_YOU_FAREWELL_BUT_I_AM_CLEARLY_IN_NO_CONDITION_TO_TREK_BACK_TO_MY_HIVE_BEFORE_SUNRISE._I_WILL_NEED_TO_MAKE_USE_OF_YOUR_HIVE_AND_TOOLS_TO_REPAIR_MY_LENSES.

awakened-artifact: CF: (irritated) what…..are you angry?……..you expect me to be kind……..and...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:43:33 -0500

awakened-artifact:

CF: (irritated) what…..are you angry?……..you expect me to be kind……..and trust……a troll I…..just met?………..you………tampered with…….my only means……..of self…..defense…..and then…..stole it………what do…..you expect…….me to do?

@IT//: and yet at what point did i make an attempt to damage your property? All i did was place them in a state of which could be fixed by recharging their battery cells. But you? Despite this being unintentional on your part, i do not take kindly to anyone who breaks my toys.

He raises his head, revealing the screen-lenses of his goggles had been shattered upon impact with the ground.

The Talentless Hack: CF:you……..misunderstand me…….we could have……..discussed...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:30:49 -0500

The Talentless Hack: CF:you……..misunderstand me…….we could have……..discussed...:

awakened-artifact:

CF:you……..misunderstand me…….we could have……..discussed things……amiably……but you…..chose to steal……..my things…….the tank……as i said……..is un-tamperable……..

(at that moment, the tank scurried up behind Viiveh and attached itself to his legs, toppling him over on his face, sending the pumps…

((hmm, i want to try something first.))

@IT//: how dare you

The voice that spoke had a tone that caught Venins off guard.

The Talentless Hack: CF: (while viiveh is unaware, venins removed the tank from his back,...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:12:53 -0500

The Talentless Hack: CF: (while viiveh is unaware, venins removed the tank from his back,...:

awakened-artifact:

CF: (while viiveh is unaware, venins removed the tank from his back, setting it down on it’s mechanical insect legs, and it scurried off out of view)

I think you failed to realize………that the “growth”…..on my back is the tank…..not the pumps……you may want to return my materials…..if you…

@IT//:_I_HAVE_NO_INTEREST_IN_THE_TANK._ID_RATHER_NOT_HAVE_TO_DEAL_WITH_A_STRIFE_RIGHT_NOW_THOUGH._I_GUESS…YOU_WILL_HAVE_TO_JOIN_ME_AT_MY_HIVE_IF_IM_EVER_GOING_TO_AQUIRE_THE_BLUEPRINTS.

awakened-artifact: CF:……….what did you do now?………I am threatening you…….not...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:55:26 -0500

awakened-artifact:

CF:……….what did you do now?………I am threatening you…….not attacking…..you……..you……..(uses a few obscene gestures)

Fix……fix what you broke……..I can always……hit you over the head…….with the pump………

(In the future I will have several talksprites…however this is the only one for Venins i have currently)

I didnt seem possible, but once Viiveh was once again in view, he was in possession of Venins gaspumps minus the gas tanks.

@IT//:_YES_WELL_I_WILL_BE_CONFISCATING_THESE_UNTIL_I_HAVE_HAD_THE_CHANCE_TO_DEVELOP_A_BLUEPRINT_OF_THEM._SO_MANY_APPLICATIONS!_I_CAN_NOT_WAIT!

He turned and began to leave but stopped for a momment.

@IT//:_I_W-WOULD_SUGGEST_Y-YOU_INV-VESTIGAT_T-THE_GROWTH_O-ON_YOUR_B-BACK.

The Talentless Hack: CF: I see…… (plucks the bug off of his tank)….however, your...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:34:51 -0500

The Talentless Hack: CF: I see…… (plucks the bug off of his tank)….however, your...:

awakened-artifact:

CF: I see…… (plucks the bug off of his tank)….however, your little…….machine…..failed to inform you…..that the gas is……..highly flammable and explosive……..a big enough…..spark (starts to squeeze the bug, to crush it and emit sparks) will ignite it, killing us…..both

(squeezes the trigger,…

The words flashed across his screen. From the view of anyone else it would appear that Viiveh was frozen in terror. But the view of him began to flicker and fade out. A whirring sound. Time seemed to slow down for Venins. Where one momment he was watching his toxins release, and the next his pumps had ceased to function entirely.

awakened-artifact: CF: (still unaware of the bug) I……am fully aware of the……effects of my...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:16:43 -0500

awakened-artifact:

CF: (still unaware of the bug) I……am fully aware of the……effects of my concoction……..the tank was……specifically crafted……….with containment in mind……..you are a liar………don’t expect……your fancy gizmos……..to save you from………the yellow death

(Points the gas pumps at him, but does not fire) I…..suggest you withdraw……

@IT//:_TRUE,_I_DID_LIE_ABOUT_THAT_FOR_REASONS_I_AM_UNSURE_OF,_BUT_I_DO_HAVE_ONE_PIECE_OF_TRUTH._YOUR_YELLOW_DEATH,_AFTER_AN_ANALYSIS,_WOULD_NOT_OVERPOWER_MY_SYSTEMS_AND_ENTER_MY_BODY.

((idk, something is telling me to ship it red. Maybe flushed maybe pale. Idk.))

awakened-artifact: CF: (leers at him) you have………..shifty eyes……….whay are you…..so interested...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:00:26 -0500

awakened-artifact:

CF: (leers at him) you have………..shifty eyes……….whay are you…..so interested in…….my Strife Specibus?

(takes a step back, and holds up the gas pumps, examining them)

((♠ ? haha))

@IT//:_W-WELL_I…OH.

He begins to read off the exact molecular formula for the toxic gas.

@IT//:_HOW_IS_IT_EVEN_POSSIBLE_FOR_A_GAS_THAT_DEADLY_TO_EXIST?_FROM_THE_DATA_IVE_COLLECTED_YOUR_PUMPS_ARE_BEING_SLOWLY_EATEN_AWAY_BY_THE_GAS_AT_.00000384_METERS_PER_SECOND._IF_IT_WERE_TO_LEAK_FREE_IN_THE_QUANTITY_YOU_HAVE_RIGHT_THERE_IT_WOULD_BURN_AWAY_THE_ATMOSPHERE_AND_ALTERNIA_WOULD_BECOME_A_BARREN_PLANET!

He wasnt sure why he was lying to this troll, but perhaps it was just his way of hitting on someone. dont quote me on that.

awakened-artifact: CF: ……and furthermore…….a demonstration…..would not be...

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:40:43 -0500

awakened-artifact:

CF: ……and furthermore…….a demonstration…..would not be wise………these…..toxins……are fully capable of………dissolving your respiratory system…….

(Venins blinked) You……..are a very……..suspicious troll…….

@IT//:_HMM._WITHOUT_KNOWING_THE_EXACT_STRUCTURE_OF_THE_GAS_I_CANNOT_GAUGE_WHEATHER_MY_SYSTEMS_WOULD_HOLD_UP_OR_NOT._SUSPICIOUS?_I-I_DONT_KNOW_WHAT_YOU_ARE_TALKING_ABOUT.

awakened-artifact: CF: ……bulky?……functionality……is my only concern……. (the gases leaking from the...

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:17:20 -0500

awakened-artifact:

CF: ……bulky?……functionality……is my only concern…….

(the gases leaking from the pump shorts the bug, as they are incredibly potent)

@IT//:_OH._THIS_IS_SAD_TO_HEAR._I…YES.

He almost panicked when his creation shortcircuited from the gases, but managed to keep his composure. He tried again, but this time it attached to an area where it would continue to function for a good awhile.

awakened-artifact: CF: (holds up his strife specibus, the gas pumps) toxic…….gases…. (Any...

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:00:18 -0500

awakened-artifact:

CF: (holds up his strife specibus, the gas pumps) toxic…….gases….

(Any dialogue from him is hand sign language)

[TRANSLATING…]
@IT//:_IF_THAT_IS_ITS_ONLY_FUNCTION_THEN_YOUR_DESIGN_IS_RATHER_BULKY._BUT_THOSE_PUMPS…WOULD_YOU_MIND_GIVING_ME_A_DEMONSTRATION?

One of his metal bugs had already attached itself to the gas pumps.

awakened-artifact: dragonguy11: awakened-artifact: CF: ……….. @IT//:_… CF:……(in sign...

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:41:49 -0500

awakened-artifact:

dragonguy11:

awakened-artifact:

CF: ………..

@IT//:_…

CF:……(in sign language) what……is on your face……….

@IT//:_AN_ADVANCED_PIECE_OF_TECHNOLOGY_THAT…WHY_ARE_YOU_WEARING_A_GAS_MASK?

(should probably add that even though he is a little bit shy, it doesnt show when talking about tech.)

awakened-artifact: CF: ……….. @IT//:_…

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:31:46 -0500

awakened-artifact:

CF: ………..

@IT//:_…

Better?

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:04:15 -0500

Better?

Photo

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:45:19 -0500